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leader-of-standing-purgatorians:

princess-romanova:

So I hadn’t yet come out to my mum and today I got home to see that someone had changed the cover on my bed to this

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And then I saw that they left a note on the bed, so I went over to take a look at it and

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My mum is the best 

Whenever I see this I think well what if you weren’t gay and you came home one day to this

thankyoucorndog:

boomer-overboard:

thankyoucorndog:

"boy i’m in a great mood!"

"oh, please. you can’t REALLY be in a great mood. there are people out there who just got raises. people just got married. people are being reunited with their families right now. how dare you say you’re happy."

The equivalent of someone saying you can’t be sad because other people have it worse than you.

yes

weedjoke420:

weedjoke420:

i ate a salad where are my abs

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misandristofficial:

"Anytime a movie deals with their subjects honestly, it vaguely represents real people. With a lot of teen movies, they’re either super-super-clever to the point where it’s not believable — they’ll speak in long soliloquies that are way too eloquent for teenagers — or they’re horrible and you just don’t want to be sitting in a movie theater watching them for two hours. And it seems like the director’s making fun of them or saying, "Look how horrible our generation is." Whereas Gia’s not really making — in my opinion, when I see the movie — any statements about them; she’s just saying, here they are. You take what you want from it, and that’s my favorite kind of movie. I think people are so worried about having a point of view that they lose sight of that. If you present something honestly, you’ll take a lot from it." -Nat Wolff

Palo Alto (2014)

shorten:

there’s a lot of weird shit on this site but have you ever seen a peeled lemon

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When i first joined the hockey team, i knew literally no one on it. The only think i said was my name on the first day. About two weeks into the season, we had a team sleepover. Whenever the other girls said 'there goes all my fucks' they would just gesture to this one corner, so after about an hour i said 'is that the fuck corner?' Dead silence, and i was freaking out, then everyone started laughing. More than a year later, im known as the fuck corner girl

gabite:

LMAO thats amazing

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egberts:

where can i buy that for free